Koerner Distributor, Inc is a Beer, Wine, Liquor & Non-alcoholic Beverage Distributor that serves 47 counties in Central & Southern Illinois out of 3 Warehouses. Our Carterville warehouse is located just behind SI Bowl off Rt. 13 between Marion and Carbondale. Our Effingham Warehouse is located just off Interstate 57 and our 3rd warehouse is in New Baden, covering the Metro East.
GET TO KNOW US IN CARTERVILLE: SALES TEAM: *********************************************************
Paul Koerner is the owner, but keeps himself stationed in Effingham.
Voted: Best boss in the world by all Koerner Employees!
Mark Jones - "BEER BOSS"
(manages beer - what an easy job, right!
To get on his good side, tell him he looks nice!
Secret: he has a thing for massages) From Eldorado, IL
Pat Lein - "FLOWER BOY"
(Boss to the sales team - P.S. He has a
fetish for hawaiian shirts!) Lives in
Clinton County.
Chris Rutter - "WINE GOD"
(has been around since wine was created!)
Resides in Carbondale, IL
Jack Smith - "OFFICE JUNKY" (you can
ALWAYS find him facing his computer screen
making spreadsheets) Lives in Marion, IL
Jeff Odaniell - "WINE GEEK" (just one sniff
and he can tell you all the aromas of a wine)
Resides in Carbondale, IL
Debbie Mitchell - "KNOW-IT-ALL"
(our office chick- she gets to 'check out'
a dozen drivers a day @#$&) Lives in
Zieglar, IL
Connie Rowe - "Excel Queen" -
Runs all spreadsheets that our Managers
don't know how to do! - Lives in Marion, IL
Kellie King - "UPSTAIRS ANGEL"
(saves a lot of tail by doing alot of favors! -
oh yeah, she can print up a dang good sign
too!) Good 'ol West Frankfort girl!
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Bruce Bratcher - Been around longer than
Miller Lite!!! Knows all the connections -
golf pro on the weekends.
Mike Austin - Can find him Ref'n a high-school basketball game in the winter. Focuses on Gallo Wines for a living. From Murphysboro, IL
Rick Brozoznowski - Has Sold more Corona in 1-day than anyone ever has! Knows the Carbondale Market like no other. Lives in Carbondale, IL
Harold Wheeler - Has learned life is precious and loves SALINE COUNTY! He also sells a crap load of beer!
Adron Henley - Covers the territory no one wants to drive to? where is Golconda again? Knows how to FILL A CAR!
Mick Rosene - He loves to shoot the BULL, Red Bull that is! Our NA Manager... just means he gets to goof off more often! Lives in Carbondale, IL
Erin Davis - Blends into the night! - Her favorite
color is BLACK & she loves her dog, Paco, too!
Getting Married in July! Shes' from the City!
(Johnston City, that is!!)
Kristin Maschhoff - That's me! I just sell beer,
eat, sleep and sell more beer - runs the marketing
for the beer side of Koerner! From Nashville, IL
- living in Herrin, IL - Getting married in August!
Corey Ference - Once worked as a "Miller Girl" & is
now in the real-world! Knows how to throw a kick'n
party! From Carbondale, IL - Graduated from SIU
Law '07
Jeff Nelson - Knows more stats about BEER
than Frederick Miller! A new DADDY!
Resides in Herrin, IL
DRIVERS:
Head Honchos: 
Jimmy "Hog Rider" fron Herrin, IL - Loves
riding his Harley on the weekends!
Doug "Warehouse Genius" - Doug is first one in
and the first one out of the warehouse everyday!
Best dressed in the winter with his famous BLUE
PANTS!!
Phil- Ex-cop who can get anyone out of a speeding
ticket!! Is our draft Tech of the warehouse.
Resides in Marion, IL
Bobby - Once worked as a 'Night-loader' and
recently got promoted to a full-time driver!
Congrats Bob! Lives in Zieglar
Comic Cast: Jim "Lacy" - he can get a FREE lunch anywhere! Does free-lance paintng on the weekends. Loves to drive (and talk about) his LEXUS!
Saline County Boys: 
Dave McGuire - loves a good bartender!- Easy going until you make him mad!
From Eldorado, IL 
Garrett "Cowboy" Thomas - young guns!!
From Harrisburg, IL - On his off time he
can be found mowing lawns or hunting
something... or doing whatever "rednecks" do on
the weekends!!!
Southern Boys: 
Dave "Rock" Hileman- prankster of the
warehouse. Enjoys taking in a good SIU Basketball
game with his son.
Alan - a Tony Stewart 'wanna-be' from the bottoms
of Illinois.
Clay "Newbie" Wright who is one of our newest
drivers.
Finishing Cast: 
Richie Hargraves -Voted "best legs" by
the other drivers (except Doug, who voted for
himself!)
Jim Mitchell-can name you every highschool basketball player in Southern Illinois!
Greg Helfrich -food favorite: Hot Dogs and French Fries!
Bruce - Newby of the bunch - will have to get dirt on him to post on here!!!
Questions or Comments? Email us! Copyright 2007.
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Koerner Distributor, Inc. - Carterville, Illinois
